Sometimes you break the law and sometimes it is the job of the law to break you. And that means that you might be on probation for a while. You know about probation. You can't do anything fun and all of a sudden you are wearing a new piece of ankle jewelry that makes it difficult to go where you want, when you want. And if you are unfortunate enough to be on probation, then you will have a Parole Officer. Now, a P.O. can make your life hell. They want you to pee in tiny cups and they break your balls about anything you're doing, thinking about doing or want to do. But imagine if you will, that your P.O. was a hot chick with big tits.